... after i'm stuffed with large amounts of food!
i'm gonna go snoop around the tree now, then do my nails.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
nails & more
another nail pic... with some special guests.
i've been on a zebra nail thing for the past few weeks... so i opted to go for something a little bit out of my comfort zone.
i bought MAC's Earthly Harmony a while back but never got the chance to use it. i guess it could be described as a greyish taupe? taupey grey? greyish brown? anyways... i liked the results and it's been on for the past 4 days. it's coming off today, but i thought i would show you before that... you will also notice that Quincy snuck in (he was begging for my pizza) and my new studded booties too! i can only buy so many gifts for others... ;)
i've been on a zebra nail thing for the past few weeks... so i opted to go for something a little bit out of my comfort zone.
i bought MAC's Earthly Harmony a while back but never got the chance to use it. i guess it could be described as a greyish taupe? taupey grey? greyish brown? anyways... i liked the results and it's been on for the past 4 days. it's coming off today, but i thought i would show you before that... you will also notice that Quincy snuck in (he was begging for my pizza) and my new studded booties too! i can only buy so many gifts for others... ;)
parking tickets i like
it's rare to get a parking ticket that you like... or eat!?
French from Jamvan gave us these awesome cookies for christmas... yep, they are cookies!
finally, a parking ticket i don't have to pay off...
French from Jamvan gave us these awesome cookies for christmas... yep, they are cookies!
finally, a parking ticket i don't have to pay off...
more party!
christmas parties are the best... next up was the Offshoot annual christmas bash. it is never short of food, friends, laughs... and quincy's begging. there were a few new toys for us all to amuse ourselves with this year... including Kinect. this game really should be at every party!
karaoke was around again, via Lips. i don't think that we could have a Christmas WITHOUT it, in my opinion. but my question of the night: why was everyone so excited about singing "The Heart of Rock N Roll" by Huey Lewis??? am i missing something?
mmm cupcakesssss
best. cookies. ever.
Kinect track & field... C against junior! looks like the javelin throw...
des vs junior... des, hurdle fail.
nic vs killa... pretty even match (even tho i lost, damn you nic!)
discus!
lips/karaoke time! seven x melissa = baby's got back!
the dudley x mansa ballad hour... (hahahahhahaha @ des)
the roots x c
karaoke was around again, via Lips. i don't think that we could have a Christmas WITHOUT it, in my opinion. but my question of the night: why was everyone so excited about singing "The Heart of Rock N Roll" by Huey Lewis??? am i missing something?
mmm cupcakesssss
best. cookies. ever.
Kinect track & field... C against junior! looks like the javelin throw...
des vs junior... des, hurdle fail.
nic vs killa... pretty even match (even tho i lost, damn you nic!)
discus!
lips/karaoke time! seven x melissa = baby's got back!
the dudley x mansa ballad hour... (hahahahhahaha @ des)
the roots x c
Thursday, December 16, 2010
nativity
every year, my mom puts together a little nativity scene up with the rest of the christmas decorations... at first glance, everything seems normal... but look a little closer.
how did Pumbaa, a Pound Puppy and a blue stegosaurus make it in there!!??!
oh mom.
how did Pumbaa, a Pound Puppy and a blue stegosaurus make it in there!!??!
oh mom.
'tis the season...
...for christmas parties!
my favorite party of the year just passed... my annual girlfriend's christmas get together (this year the rules were broken and there were some boys allowed. damn you fiancees and boyfriends!!!). we do all the typical stuff... eat until we burst, drink, exchange gifts... and karaoke. Singstar has been a party staple for us for the past few. a party with us is not complete without it! michelle's bizarre adlibs are usually the highlight!
i also played Mario Party on Wii... truth be told, it was my first time really playing Wii... i always avoided it for fear of looking stupid hahaha
... fyi, when you look at the pics, you'll notice that it was supposed to be an "ugly christmas sweater" theme, but most of us failed. joey was the clear cut winner by wearing his mom's shoulder pad heavy, angora monstrosity!
noteables:
christmas mascot... bamboo!
toilet paper presents... with a surprise inside :P
my new glasses are super sexy
ummm... way to make christmas perverse!
matching!
my favorite party of the year just passed... my annual girlfriend's christmas get together (this year the rules were broken and there were some boys allowed. damn you fiancees and boyfriends!!!). we do all the typical stuff... eat until we burst, drink, exchange gifts... and karaoke. Singstar has been a party staple for us for the past few. a party with us is not complete without it! michelle's bizarre adlibs are usually the highlight!
i also played Mario Party on Wii... truth be told, it was my first time really playing Wii... i always avoided it for fear of looking stupid hahaha
... fyi, when you look at the pics, you'll notice that it was supposed to be an "ugly christmas sweater" theme, but most of us failed. joey was the clear cut winner by wearing his mom's shoulder pad heavy, angora monstrosity!
noteables:
- mike's brave attempt at Rapstar, even though the only song he knew was Nelly's "Hot In Herre"... kudos to you!
- michelle's blunders... c*ckcakes? what the hell?
- the never ending skeet jokes. sorry melissa... you are the recipient of most of these jokes. i don't even know why???!
- the glasses! the greasy "Harry Potter" spatula!
- the christmas tree pics
christmas mascot... bamboo!
toilet paper presents... with a surprise inside :P
my new glasses are super sexy
ummm... way to make christmas perverse!
matching!
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
sheesh
i should never have to walk through a mall yelling:
"I AM WEARING PANTS!!!!"
this is a fair warning for anyone that decides to buy the American Apparel tricot leggings in shiny peach.
they look great on... but yeah... apparently they are skin pants and will draw a lot of unwanted attention...both good and bad! be warned!
"I AM WEARING PANTS!!!!"
this is a fair warning for anyone that decides to buy the American Apparel tricot leggings in shiny peach.
they look great on... but yeah... apparently they are skin pants and will draw a lot of unwanted attention...both good and bad! be warned!
jolly mcgross
usually, McDonalds can do no wrong in my books (except the McRib, sorry men... i just don't see/taste the big deal!?) but now, they have.
i'm not a big chicken mc nugget eater, but every once and a while, i crave a couple of these... usually i don't even eat them with sauce, but i am DEFINITELY not eating them with the new Holiday Cranberry or Jolly Green Apple sauces. barf!
i dunno if i am the only one who is opposed, but... yeah. count me out!
i'm not a big chicken mc nugget eater, but every once and a while, i crave a couple of these... usually i don't even eat them with sauce, but i am DEFINITELY not eating them with the new Holiday Cranberry or Jolly Green Apple sauces. barf!
i dunno if i am the only one who is opposed, but... yeah. count me out!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
her name is... Kurt?
Monday, November 29, 2010
Christmas Sample Sale BLOWOUT!!!
who doesn't like a deal?
i can officially say i am constantly broke because of them!
come to the:
OFFSHOOT CHRISTMAS SAMPLE SALE BLOWOUT!
EVERYTHING MUST GO!
NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE TURNED DOWN!!
EVERYTHING MUST GO!
NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE TURNED DOWN!!
nailzzz
it's been a while since my last nail post... mostly due to me being lazy and not doing anything interesting. anyways, yesterday consisted of going to the gym (i'm in pain now), eating, watching tv and doing my nails. here is the outcome of the latter!
i'm starting to become somewhat of a one trick pony with the zebra... but i keep getting better at it, so why stop now? instead of your traditional black/white route, i decided to make this more of a gilded zebra. who doesn't love a 14k striped pony?
i'm starting to become somewhat of a one trick pony with the zebra... but i keep getting better at it, so why stop now? instead of your traditional black/white route, i decided to make this more of a gilded zebra. who doesn't love a 14k striped pony?
Friday, November 26, 2010
Garfield x The Hundreds
i grew up loving Garfield, as many 80's babies did... so i was pretty excited to see that LA street brand, The Hundreds was doing a collabo with everyone's fav orange cat
i've got a couple tees and a commemorative mug on order... yay!
anyone in the mood for lasagna???
just... so gross.
more eBay misfortunes... i'm always coming across bizarre auctions when looking for more innocent items.
(heads up to all you feet haters, this is NOT a post for you! *barf*)
SO...
this time, i think a couple pictures and the auction description will explain all:
i really have to stop trying to look for cool pantyhose on eBay....
(heads up to all you feet haters, this is NOT a post for you! *barf*)
SO...
this time, i think a couple pictures and the auction description will explain all:
"WELCOME TO ______ PRIVATE AUCTION!
This Auction Is For A Pair Of Sexy Teacher Beige Nylon Pantyhose
They Have Been Worn Various Times To My Job As A College Professor.
They Have My Wonderful Aroma, From Working In The Office All Day
They Are Very Well Worn But Still Have A Lot Of Life In Them and Look Great!
Soft Nylons!
Feels great on your LEGS and FEET!!!!
The Size Of The Pantyhose Is Size D. This SEXY TEACHERS Height Is 5' 10''
They Fit This SEXY TEACHERS Long Legs.
So You Can Imagine How Them Will Fit Yours.
These SEXY PANTYHOSE Are Sure To Make Your Legs Look SEXY TOO!!!
This SEXY TEACHER Knows You Will Love Them
This is a PRIVATE AUCTION!
User ID will not be shown in bidding and no questions will be publicly posted.
I respect your privacy as a valued bidder!
BID! WIN! ENJOY!"
i really have to stop trying to look for cool pantyhose on eBay....
pink for killa
today, MAC launched it's special edition "Pink Friday" lipstick to commemorate Nicki Minaj's first album release, Pink Friday. i wouldn't label myself a Nicki fan, but... i am a pink lipstick fan :) for other MAC fans out there, it's described as being close to Pink Nouveau, but... i don't really agree with that. it's lighter and more cool toned. from what i've seen, it looks pretty tricky to wear!
my fav MAC pink is a d/c lacquer... Wanderlust. best. pink. ever.
anyhoo.
PF is going to be sold for 4 Fridays in a row, today being the first... and already sold out. so try your luck next Friday if you missed out! (maybe buy a couple... they are fetching $50+ on eBay!)
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
vacation hilarity
more vacay pics... this time, more entertaining... i promise
you'll notice that the Jersey Shore has extended over to the Dominican... see Pauly D's Spanish doppelganger in the background.
some guys don't like to be humped unknowingly.
on the otherhand, some do.
careful, they'll flip it on ya tho
pool aerobics... pretty standard resort stuff...
but even this guy is confused about the instructors pants!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please direct your eyes towards the deepest v neck known to man. i saw this gentleman's nipples, without my consent. excuse me, this is eye rape! no means no!
i...... don't....... know
yes, this happened.
someone's speedo needed to dry, so they borrowed their mom's bikini bottom.
i can relate to this woman. i always forget to pack essential things when i go on vacation... sometimes i'll leave my hairbrush at home... toothbrush... but never, ever, have i forgotten my ass.
you'll notice that the Jersey Shore has extended over to the Dominican... see Pauly D's Spanish doppelganger in the background.
some guys don't like to be humped unknowingly.
on the otherhand, some do.
careful, they'll flip it on ya tho
pool aerobics... pretty standard resort stuff...
but even this guy is confused about the instructors pants!
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
please direct your eyes towards the deepest v neck known to man. i saw this gentleman's nipples, without my consent. excuse me, this is eye rape! no means no!
i...... don't....... know
yes, this happened.
someone's speedo needed to dry, so they borrowed their mom's bikini bottom.
i can relate to this woman. i always forget to pack essential things when i go on vacation... sometimes i'll leave my hairbrush at home... toothbrush... but never, ever, have i forgotten my ass.
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