Friday, November 26, 2010

just... so gross.

more eBay misfortunes... i'm always coming across bizarre auctions when looking for more innocent items.

(heads up to all you feet haters, this is NOT a post for you! *barf*)

SO...

this time, i think a couple pictures and the auction description will explain all:

"WELCOME TO ______ PRIVATE AUCTION!

This Auction Is For A Pair Of Sexy Teacher Beige Nylon Pantyhose

They Have Been Worn Various Times To My Job As A College Professor.

They Have My Wonderful Aroma, From Working In The Office All Day

They Are Very Well Worn But Still Have A Lot Of Life In Them and Look Great!

Soft Nylons!

Feels great on your LEGS and FEET!!!!

The Size Of The Pantyhose Is Size D. This SEXY TEACHERS Height Is 5' 10''

They Fit This SEXY TEACHERS Long Legs.

So You Can Imagine How Them Will Fit Yours.

These SEXY PANTYHOSE Are Sure To Make Your Legs Look SEXY TOO!!!

This SEXY TEACHER Knows You Will Love Them

This is a PRIVATE AUCTION!

User ID will not be shown in bidding and no questions will be publicly posted.

I respect your privacy as a valued bidder!

BID! WIN! ENJOY!"

wonderful aroma? REALLY?????????????? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i really have to stop trying to look for cool pantyhose on eBay....

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