so yeah... back from cali for sales meetings and have a couple updates...
*in Forever 21 w andrea aka gary*
her: "hey... that chick over there looks like a blow up doll..."
me: "yeah, she does..." *double take*
me: "ummm... i think thats Jenna Jameson"after some deliberation, we come to the conclusion that it IS Ms. Jameson... fascinated by her, for whatever reason, i creep on her in the store like some weak ass paparazzi with my Blackberry camera... see below:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzWG05HFy461Qrb78FZFyZAnRujgx1fidth6WsSf_4me4tMfRd_7QlaTAO2At9w6dUjqXlvGyFvVd9KIGlutPCpUMaFiAm_enWGA6gYOn5ubCJJI9sK5s4Zj41rRM0o8RTAE8zhVv510LZ/s320/creeping+jenna.jpg)
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYogkecPv9K7i7zE49BXNf-28irIaiA3wr8v4K5VuwyI1cin5PY-aj0O6OeI0JJpHMpg3bIhsRsW7Cq2neC_g_ATclRFIFCfqJAMIt6XLBhkblKBl_shOOdp363dDy8jA0DjeM0aPznsno/s320/jennas+stuff.jpg)
this wasn't good enough, we needed her fabulous shoes in the pic and this wasn't gonna cut it. the last thing i need is to get caught, yelled at, then end up on TMZ. so we had a different plan... help Ms. Ortiz with a size she needed from the top shelf... and trade her for a picture for my
"BOYFRIEND" who is a "big fan" (my imaginary boyfriend is a better story than... lets say... me being a big fan?! ew.)
anyways. end result below:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCJtLAo4knnrTg7cFkIG3Xo8Xl0py9sD10wZSXvjLFgYdXse7aqoXp97Dt5yPrTQw6MlGxxyrW5ZElgcnIxcBPPK75Sculf4R08vOjvow1YBIVmug6YmD2d1Lx2GqZr5kaCFn6CbBYB5oL/s320/IMG_2478.JPG)
she's nice... very little... and loves F21... the end!
(i think that is the only thing she and i have in common :S)