something is not right

ummm. while at the dump that was a victoria's secret outlet in Detroit, i came across this.

??? a bra with built in nipples ???

don't most women try to hide the "hey, hey, it's cold in here!" look?

maybe i'm out of the loop.

the anti boner

ladies... isn't it it strange that an item of lingerie/clothing that is supposed to emulate nakedness is the anti boner for men?

guys hate this stuff. nude underwear. nude bras. the only nude they like is... actual nudity.

right?

it's a shame for you fellas that undergarments the colour of tensor bandages is actually the most convenient kind of undergarment. it helps keep our skivvies to ourselves. the black bra + white tee is not a good look, sorry. white summer dresses and polka dot hello kitty panties? sorry boys, the nude undies are here to stay!

Spanx takes it to another level, but i'll leave that alone today

an homage to the anti boner...










womp womp

greedy girl!

since we are on the topic of stuff i want... the new Winter Agent Provocateur stuff is out...

i'd like something (everything?) from the Melody range... or maybe Cheri (has my coveted heart pasties! didn't i ask for these last year and NOT get them?? sigh.)

i don't have to always have the newest stuff tho... my fav collection is The Classics. i already treated myself to 2 pairs of Marilyn tie up panties... i think it's about time the set gets completed, don't you?

;)

Cha-ching!

just got a credit cheque from Victoria's Secret for $8.69...

... drinks are on me tonight!!!

I want!

you american apparel bastards always take my hard earned money away...

... $42 though? really? for pantyhose?

who am i kidding, they were made for me. sorry wallet :(

MIA Day 2

day 2 got up to a slightly slower start since we went out the night before... today was our girly shopping day. Lincoln Rd was our target... i bought some secrets at Vickys... and some sweet nuts. yes, thats what i said. candy coated almonds, get your mind outta the gutter! SwissMaker, the best nuts i've ever had! ;) (oh yeah... and best pretzel too :P)



i was having Red Bull withdrawl and almost wanted to breakdown and buy one, but the girls convinced me not to. strolling down Collins, i spotted Rockstar giving out free drinks... so i thought why not give the poor man's RB a try. bleh, diet. bleh, not Red Bull. moving on...



i have never seen so much silicone in one place in my life. South Beach has to be the biggest plastic surgery hub EVER. even the mannequins sized up...



outside for lunch on Lincoln Rd. i made the grave error of having one drink with my food. i never drink in the daytime because of the fallout. i think i fell in love with our 40+ long haired italian waiter. luckily he made fun of me about ordering "old people's" pasta and left me feeling slighted. ha :S





Shav and i in the club... i think the look on my face is a result of me dying a little inside from the overload of 90's hip hop. i felt like i was in Toronto haha. anyways, good preformances that night from Wale and Melanie Fiona



P and i after our night at the Delano

stay tuned for Day 3 + 4 soon ;)

Happy Valentine's Day! <3

so Valentine's Day has fallen on my saturday sleep/bed/reality tv day... i was worried i wouldn't be able to fit all that in my normal regime because i might have other plans, but... i don't. ha! anyways, i digress

i was lured to Cheval (fyi: a club i would never normally go to) with melissa the other night because they promised an Agent Provocateur fashion show, followed by a vip shopping event upstairs. no way?! so we made our way down there and were romantically accosted in Italian by some dudes on the street... we were on King, i should have expected it. great start...

so the show itself started about an hour and a half late... and we had to stand around with spikey hair + blazer + jeans + vests + pointy shoe guys for the duration. not to mention men in true religion jeans. c'mon! and there were a lot of fake boobies in the house too.

the show finally started and it was decent... i wanted almost everything i saw and was excited that i could go upstairs and buy (another fyi... we don't have a store in Toronto). so when the time came, i went to the top floor and walked amongst the lingerie models and other anxious ladies... only to find out they were ONLY SELLING GIFT CERTIFICATES. my dream of buying the heart sequin pasties that night were shattered and it took us about 1.5 mins to leave the place...

oh well, i found an alternate use for the cash for the $75 pasties... i got my car repaired today. $384.

with that said... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! <3 haha!

Killa Hearts?

Is it wrong that i want these?

Sequin heart pasties to make up for the unfortunate "Sold Out" message next to my beloved Esme Playsuit

:*( sob

Grannies!

every girl has them, but they are every man's nightmare.

as i was online shopping for skivvies, i noticed that even Victoria Secret endorses the granny panty

it helps that the ladies are hot... but lets face it... the panty, is not.

Agent Provocateur...

as you already know... i have a love for lingerie and AP is my fav... we don't have one in Toronto (maybe thats why its a little more special?), so whenever i'm in a city that has one (Las Vegas, LA and most recently, Vancouver) i run in like a maniac and attempt to justify it to my credit card...

so, as you already should know... i was in Van on the weekend and the ONLY shopping i allowed myself was one treat. i've ALWAYS wanted a pair of the Marylin panties... so thats what i got. classic black satin thong, fuctional ribbon tie up sides. $140 well spent in my books.

some people say i'm crazy for buying $140 underwear... but when you really love something and it's just an every once and a while thing... it's ok. and trust me, it's not just to impress the boys... they can't tell the difference between $1 underwear and $100 haha! (but gents know this... my panty game is mean!) haha!





my fitting room selections... i wanted to take the heart bra home with me so bad too :(



i wanted to clepto the robe in the changeroom too (but i didn't :X)



ahhhh....

Christmas is coming... maybe someone will leave these under my tree for me? it's getting expensive collecting these on my own:

Esme Playsuit
Love Demi Bra (red or black please!)
Love Suspender
AP Dressing Gown (i don't have to steal it anymore!!)
Aliyah Bra
anything from the Minnie range

ok so... maybe if i don't get any of these things *cries*, you fellas that read this damn thing will at least consider buying some of this for your lady. trust me, the present will only benefit you!

xoxoxo killz

(uhh... just in case... i am a 32C x Small in Agent Provocateur... you can order online... just get at me for the mailing address... wow that was desperate)

so i'm back....

... and i think i'm getting sick. Cold FX damn well better work...

i'm too lazy to update with pictures till tomorrow... but Vancouver provided this:

-waaaaaaaaaaay too much rain (what are the suicide rates in this city?!)
-sales meetings @ Timebomb & Take 5 Trading
-someone stole everything out of my pockets at Gossip. so if i didn't know you 4 years ago, chances are i don't have your number anymore. how about sending that to me? (i'm using my old phone)
-bought panties at Agent Provocateur, my fav
-got drunk... a couple times
-saw Three 6 Mafia in concert with Martini

and watched too much football...

ok sleeptime! until next time

Killa does Vegas....

i'm still getting used to using this darn blog, but anyways... here goes nothing...

i just got back from Vegas yesterday for the bi-annual Magic tradeshow. same old, same old... except more crickets (eek). the new show, Slate, was crazy tho... basically like a streetwear Project (for those that have been). i trekked down with my "dad", C... but i missed the rest of the crew (shouts 2 Hza, Mar & Des!). it's just not the same without them.

hilights?

-the $7 hot dog at Caesars Forum shops
-my very own hotel room at the Renaissance
-2 filet dinners
-the 41 degree weather (thank god for Lady Speed Stick!!!)
-the Crooks & Castles guys making it rain @ Body English
-the losers at the American Apparel store "yo n*gga, Lil' Wayne wears v necks!!!"
-new friends (hi, Christine!!!!)

anyways. pictures speak a thousand words, so here it goes!



a lady like me has to have a mean panty game going on... so i made my way over to Vicky's & Agent Provocateur on my one spare day... watch out for the neon!



no one loves Hellz Bellz more than i do... Cassie, me, Lanie & Steph (<3)>

my girl, Dara :) @ Slate

the M.O.B's.... Erin, Killa & Leah @ the Stussy/EPMD show at the Palms

Killa hearts Ben Baller @ the Married to the Mob booth at Slate

me, my fav dress and Fran @ Tao...

i'm still sleep deprived from this trip... so off to bed i go! until next Feb, bye Vegas!!!

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