*in Forever 21 w andrea aka gary*
her: "hey... that chick over there looks like a blow up doll..."
me: "yeah, she does..." *double take*
me: "ummm... i think thats Jenna Jameson"
after some deliberation, we come to the conclusion that it IS Ms. Jameson... fascinated by her, for whatever reason, i creep on her in the store like some weak ass paparazzi with my Blackberry camera... see below:
this wasn't good enough, we needed her fabulous shoes in the pic and this wasn't gonna cut it. the last thing i need is to get caught, yelled at, then end up on TMZ. so we had a different plan... help Ms. Ortiz with a size she needed from the top shelf... and trade her for a picture for my "BOYFRIEND" who is a "big fan" (my imaginary boyfriend is a better story than... lets say... me being a big fan?! ew.)
anyways. end result below:
she's nice... very little... and loves F21... the end!
(i think that is the only thing she and i have in common :S)
