merry christmas... vagina???

she's back!!!!!

jolly mcgross

usually, McDonalds can do no wrong in my books (except the McRib, sorry men... i just don't see/taste the big deal!?) but now, they have.

i'm not a big chicken mc nugget eater, but every once and a while, i crave a couple of these... usually i don't even eat them with sauce, but i am DEFINITELY not eating them with the new Holiday Cranberry or Jolly Green Apple sauces. barf!

i dunno if i am the only one who is opposed, but... yeah. count me out!

just... so gross.

more eBay misfortunes... i'm always coming across bizarre auctions when looking for more innocent items.

(heads up to all you feet haters, this is NOT a post for you! *barf*)

SO...

this time, i think a couple pictures and the auction description will explain all:

"WELCOME TO ______ PRIVATE AUCTION!

This Auction Is For A Pair Of Sexy Teacher Beige Nylon Pantyhose

They Have Been Worn Various Times To My Job As A College Professor.

They Have My Wonderful Aroma, From Working In The Office All Day

They Are Very Well Worn But Still Have A Lot Of Life In Them and Look Great!

Soft Nylons!

Feels great on your LEGS and FEET!!!!

The Size Of The Pantyhose Is Size D. This SEXY TEACHERS Height Is 5' 10''

They Fit This SEXY TEACHERS Long Legs.

So You Can Imagine How Them Will Fit Yours.

These SEXY PANTYHOSE Are Sure To Make Your Legs Look SEXY TOO!!!

This SEXY TEACHER Knows You Will Love Them

This is a PRIVATE AUCTION!

User ID will not be shown in bidding and no questions will be publicly posted.

I respect your privacy as a valued bidder!

BID! WIN! ENJOY!"

wonderful aroma? REALLY?????????????? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i really have to stop trying to look for cool pantyhose on eBay....

panty hoes

ok, that is the LAST time i ever do a search for pantyhose on eBay.

innocently enough, all i was doing was looking up some 'hose for my Halloween costume, then, *BOOM* i was bombarded with auctions for crotchless pantyhose, men's pantyhose (they had a separate, um... pantyhose "tube" to accommodate the wang), used pantyhose...

ugh.

who wants to buy used pantyhose?

nevermind. don't tell me.

o_O

eBay hotness

i love eBay. if it was a person, it would probably be my best friend or something (don't worry melissa ;)

i shop a lot for all sorts of stuff... nail polish, shoes, cell phone accessories... and most of all, clothes. i manage to snipe all sorts of goodies for great deals, so whats not to love?

anyways, i was perusing the 'bay today and came across... this.



number one... why is someone's mom modeling this tank top?

number two... why is mom still stripping?

maybe i'm being harsh but... ew. if you put yourself up on the net, you put yourself out there... and now we all have to suffer because of it.

and in case you were wondering, NO, i didn't bid.

lets go to the Ex!

ok i've been on and off about updating lately.

aaand my recent updates have been lame. sorry, work has been hectic. its tough hounding people for orders that will never be accepted or paid for in the first place. anyways... i digress.

Offshoot (and lissa) went to the Ex yesterday (i didn't even upload my pics from our first round at the CNE last week... oops... later i guess)! i hear Kardi put on a great show, but i was off somewhere stuffing my face with deep fried candy bars and cookies with lissa. nic and i lost a bunch of money winning a whole lot of nothing too.

anyways. the hilight of the night was the pulled pork sandwich showdown between Nic and Seven. the pictures tell the disgusting, greasy story that can only be appreciated by someone who enjoys large amounts of piggy. i like bacon, but SHEESH! those guys meant business!







the only person who might have rivaled these guys last night is C. they are lucky he doesn't eat pork. i'll tell you what he does eat tho... philly cheesesteak, onion rings, samosas, deep fried clams, bison burgers, deep fried Twix... and a lemonade to wash it all down.

hide your carnival food fare kids, C is on the hunt.

hi mansa! hi max!

I ate a sea beast

i don't like seafood. fish? no. lobster? no. shrimp? no. crab? maybe (fake crab!).

i always lose out when i go to Chinese weddings because there is so much seafood... esp because i am a disgrace to the asian side of my family due to the lack of sea creatures i eat :(

fast forward... Julie & Brian's wedding... abalone & shitake mushrooms are served. i was always under the impression that abalone was a type of mushroom. it's always served with mushrooms and tastes like one. i was sadly mistaken. i have now learned that it is NOT a mushroom.

AN ABALONE IS A GIANT SEA SNAIL!!!

*BARF*



meet the abalone and me... in better times.

Thrills!

i was at the mall across the street from me and saw "Thrills" in one of those 25 cent vending machines. it looked all dusty and nasty and old.

....OF COURSE NO ONE BUYS THESE, BECAUSE THEY ARE NASTY! WHY DID THEY WASTE THEIR TIME AND PUT THEM IN THE MACHINE?!?!??! THEY TASTE LIKE SOAP!!!!!!

the only thing worse than Thrills is "Goodies". you know you got tricked by their colourful candy coating at some point. right?