I ate a sea beast

i don't like seafood. fish? no. lobster? no. shrimp? no. crab? maybe (fake crab!).

i always lose out when i go to Chinese weddings because there is so much seafood... esp because i am a disgrace to the asian side of my family due to the lack of sea creatures i eat :(

fast forward... Julie & Brian's wedding... abalone & shitake mushrooms are served. i was always under the impression that abalone was a type of mushroom. it's always served with mushrooms and tastes like one. i was sadly mistaken. i have now learned that it is NOT a mushroom.

AN ABALONE IS A GIANT SEA SNAIL!!!

*BARF*



meet the abalone and me... in better times.

Locker room etiquette

ladies. i have to admit, i'm a little squeamish with your average locker room bizness. the whole nakedness around me thing. i think it stems from me being an only child and constantly being alone... and locking doors behind me... and never changing in front of others. i used to change in the bathroom stall by myself when i was in high school

anyways, i digress.

but nowadays, i've come to terms with that you are gonna take your clothes off. i've come to terms that i might see some of your nakedness. i understand that you may extend this nakedness for an abnormally long time, even during social interaction. you may even talk to me during it (please don't?)

ok. i have to draw the line somewhere though. please, PLEASE don't apply pantyliners in my presence. it's bad enough you did it in front of your mom.

barf.