gimme.

christmas is coming *wallet dies* so i'm gonna put this out there...

nails inc. nail polish "Crystal Colour" special edition bottles... it's basically their regular nail polish with special crystal caps. they change colours from season to season, varying on trends. i specifically want it in Porchester Square... a soft dove grey. sure, i could get the regular bottle and save $10, but... it's not as pretty!

girls like pretty.

see yaaaaaa

... after i'm stuffed with large amounts of food!

i'm gonna go snoop around the tree now, then do my nails.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

parking tickets i like

it's rare to get a parking ticket that you like... or eat!?

French from Jamvan gave us these awesome cookies for christmas... yep, they are cookies!

finally, a parking ticket i don't have to pay off...

more party!

christmas parties are the best... next up was the Offshoot annual christmas bash. it is never short of food, friends, laughs... and quincy's begging. there were a few new toys for us all to amuse ourselves with this year... including Kinect. this game really should be at every party!

karaoke was around again, via Lips. i don't think that we could have a Christmas WITHOUT it, in my opinion. but my question of the night: why was everyone so excited about singing "The Heart of Rock N Roll" by Huey Lewis??? am i missing something?



mmm cupcakesssss



best. cookies. ever.



Kinect track & field... C against junior! looks like the javelin throw...



des vs junior... des, hurdle fail.



nic vs killa... pretty even match (even tho i lost, damn you nic!)



discus!







lips/karaoke time! seven x melissa = baby's got back!



the dudley x mansa ballad hour... (hahahahhahaha @ des)



the roots x c

merry christmas... vagina???

she's back!!!!!

nativity

every year, my mom puts together a little nativity scene up with the rest of the christmas decorations... at first glance, everything seems normal... but look a little closer.

how did Pumbaa, a Pound Puppy and a blue stegosaurus make it in there!!??!

oh mom.

'tis the season...

...for christmas parties!

my favorite party of the year just passed... my annual girlfriend's christmas get together (this year the rules were broken and there were some boys allowed. damn you fiancees and boyfriends!!!). we do all the typical stuff... eat until we burst, drink, exchange gifts... and karaoke. Singstar has been a party staple for us for the past few. a party with us is not complete without it! michelle's bizarre adlibs are usually the highlight!

i also played Mario Party on Wii... truth be told, it was my first time really playing Wii... i always avoided it for fear of looking stupid hahaha

... fyi, when you look at the pics, you'll notice that it was supposed to be an "ugly christmas sweater" theme, but most of us failed. joey was the clear cut winner by wearing his mom's shoulder pad heavy, angora monstrosity!

noteables:

• mike's brave attempt at Rapstar, even though the only song he knew was Nelly's "Hot In Herre"... kudos to you!
• michelle's blunders... c*ckcakes? what the hell?
  
• the never ending skeet jokes. sorry melissa... you are the recipient of most of these jokes. i don't even know why???!
• the glasses! the greasy "Harry Potter" spatula!
• the christmas tree pics
  

even better... pictures!




christmas mascot... bamboo!



toilet paper presents... with a surprise inside :P






my new glasses are super sexy



ummm... way to make christmas perverse!



matching!

Christmas!

I had a pretty low key Christmas with the family this year... just a few aunts & uncles over for dinner & gift exchange. I am happy to announce that i have finally graduated to sitting at the grown ups table aswell!

Pictures will explain the rest... I'm also gonna be in LA in a couple days... yay! i'll be spending new years out there with one of my best girlfriends, so i hope that there is something fun in store for us! :)

yayayayayayaya!

my mom's famous shortbread cookies

the only time you will see me in the kitchen... haha

:D

Merry Christmas!

Even though i usually post about all the greedy things i want all the time, i really only want good health & happiness this Christmas... and the same thing for all those around me.

If you had asked me the same question 20 years ago, i would have told you i wanted the My Little Pony twins, Milkweed & Tumbleweed. they were yellow with pink hair and came with a little purple & pink baby basinette. i asked sooooo many people for it, that i ended up with 2 sets! talk about selfish!

so i had My Little Pony quadruplets... how happy was i?



Merry Christmas everyone!!!

The Office Christmas Party....

It's that time of year again... too many Christmas parties and too little time. our office party got the Offshoot crew out in full effect. we had a great night at C's place with pot luck, BYOB (it was actually a contest... who could bring the best "party drink"... the Pizzle won with the very tasty"Green P")

I've been on a serious kareoke kick for the last little while so i insisted that C had something to that effect in the house and he delivered. Lips is a new game on XBox 360 and we all battled it out! I won a lot of rounds, but the best song of the night was a falsetto duet by Mar & Dudley...!

I did especially well on Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf"! i didn't need the words ;) Quincy (our office mascot) even howled along with me... i guess that says a lot about my voice?

The special drinks got everyone into it and the cab chits got everyone home safe & sound... good times were had... i'll let the pictures tell the rest! ;)

Merry Christmas to Killa

Christmas gifts are second to birthday gifts (FEB 25th, HINT HINT!!) for me... but gifts are gifts. and girls love 'em. some things on my wishlist?



Nightcap foldover leggings



Nightcap Grecian Dress




Diorita Medium Hobo



Jill Stewart Theresa Boot

Then places that i'll take almost anything from:

my fav - Agent Provocateur (bonus points to the fella that ponies up for this! he'll get a kiss under the mistletoe! haha!)
the blue box (i've never had one!)
Mr. Troy's "She Match My Fly" section (great taste!)
Betsey (my fav girly rocker chick)

aaaaaaand... a puppy. with a big bow around his neck :)