Friday, September 12, 2008

Groupies/Ballers

Have you ever wondered where all the groupies/ballers are in YOUR city? Apparently this site has the answers you've been looking for...

http://www.balleralert.com/

I just learned a bunch of new crap ass phrases like:

OH SNAPU OR OH SNAPZ!: Something that took me by surprise and is shocking!!

SCANDALISHIOUS!: A more extreme version of OHSNAPU!

YAYWOO!: Used to express happiness and affirmation of something

anyone want to join the "WHO DON'T WANT A BALLER?" group?

how about wondering what to do when you get pregnant and don't know if the baby is your man's or a basketball players?

wondering where certain ballers are at in your town? need a background check? "ballerific events?"

another gem i found on a message board:

"Where do I find the ballers in Miami? Hotels, grocery stores, gyms,colleges whatever you know about finding a baller in miami will be helpful, I have been on the grind for a minute and had no luck. Help me out ladies............................. "

HOW ABOUT YOU GRIND IT OUT AT A F$%$ING JOB AND MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY?!

oh lord... will i ever get the last 10 minutes of my life back?

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