nailzzz

it's been a while since my last nail post... mostly due to me being lazy and not doing anything interesting. anyways, yesterday consisted of going to the gym (i'm in pain now), eating, watching tv and doing my nails. here is the outcome of the latter!



i'm starting to become somewhat of a one trick pony with the zebra... but i keep getting better at it, so why stop now? instead of your traditional black/white route, i decided to make this more of a gilded zebra. who doesn't love a 14k striped pony?

Garfield x The Hundreds

i grew up loving Garfield, as many 80's babies did... so i was pretty excited to see that LA street brand, The Hundreds was doing a collabo with everyone's fav orange cat

i've got a couple tees and a commemorative mug on order... yay!

anyone in the mood for lasagna???

i don't like fish

but... i LOVE swedish fish



... especially the red ones.

just... so gross.

more eBay misfortunes... i'm always coming across bizarre auctions when looking for more innocent items.

(heads up to all you feet haters, this is NOT a post for you! *barf*)

SO...

this time, i think a couple pictures and the auction description will explain all:

"WELCOME TO ______ PRIVATE AUCTION!

This Auction Is For A Pair Of Sexy Teacher Beige Nylon Pantyhose

They Have Been Worn Various Times To My Job As A College Professor.

They Have My Wonderful Aroma, From Working In The Office All Day

They Are Very Well Worn But Still Have A Lot Of Life In Them and Look Great!

Soft Nylons!

Feels great on your LEGS and FEET!!!!

The Size Of The Pantyhose Is Size D. This SEXY TEACHERS Height Is 5' 10''

They Fit This SEXY TEACHERS Long Legs.

So You Can Imagine How Them Will Fit Yours.

These SEXY PANTYHOSE Are Sure To Make Your Legs Look SEXY TOO!!!

This SEXY TEACHER Knows You Will Love Them

This is a PRIVATE AUCTION!

User ID will not be shown in bidding and no questions will be publicly posted.

I respect your privacy as a valued bidder!

BID! WIN! ENJOY!"

wonderful aroma? REALLY?????????????? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i really have to stop trying to look for cool pantyhose on eBay....

pink for killa

today, MAC launched it's special edition "Pink Friday" lipstick to commemorate Nicki Minaj's first album release, Pink Friday. i wouldn't label myself a Nicki fan, but... i am a pink lipstick fan :) for other MAC fans out there, it's described as being close to Pink Nouveau, but... i don't really agree with that. it's lighter and more cool toned. from what i've seen, it looks pretty tricky to wear!

my fav MAC pink is a d/c lacquer... Wanderlust. best. pink. ever.

anyhoo.

PF is going to be sold for 4 Fridays in a row, today being the first... and already sold out. so try your luck next Friday if you missed out! (maybe buy a couple... they are fetching $50+ on eBay!)

... hearts sand.

vacation hilarity

more vacay pics... this time, more entertaining... i promise



you'll notice that the Jersey Shore has extended over to the Dominican... see Pauly D's Spanish doppelganger in the background.



some guys don't like to be humped unknowingly.



on the otherhand, some do.



careful, they'll flip it on ya tho



pool aerobics... pretty standard resort stuff...



but even this guy is confused about the instructors pants!



MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



please direct your eyes towards the deepest v neck known to man. i saw this gentleman's nipples, without my consent. excuse me, this is eye rape! no means no!



i...... don't....... know



yes, this happened.



someone's speedo needed to dry, so they borrowed their mom's bikini bottom.



i can relate to this woman. i always forget to pack essential things when i go on vacation... sometimes i'll leave my hairbrush at home... toothbrush... but never, ever, have i forgotten my ass.