boobs

... chicken boobs to be more specific.

ever since KFC started this whole boneless breast fillet thing, i've been all over it... i had them 4 times last week and started this week off with more... i hope they aren't a limited time offer!

i've never been a huge kfc fan before this (i only like white chicken meat... no bones... former KFC fail) and now i'm all over it. i'm a big coupons fan too... 2 can dine? i'm there!

the meal even comes in a pretty box...

yes, it's true. i posted about kfc.

greedy girl!

since we are on the topic of stuff i want... the new Winter Agent Provocateur stuff is out...

i'd like something (everything?) from the Melody range... or maybe Cheri (has my coveted heart pasties! didn't i ask for these last year and NOT get them?? sigh.)

i don't have to always have the newest stuff tho... my fav collection is The Classics. i already treated myself to 2 pairs of Marilyn tie up panties... i think it's about time the set gets completed, don't you?

;)

mini oink!

so i was watching the Tyra Banks show (what? it's my alone tv time in the office before the boys get here...) and it was about micro pigs! actually, the majority of the show was about tape worms and the dumb ass chicks who wants to intentionally get one just to lose weight... thank god for the cute piggies they had after to make me forget about their stupidness

so... micro pigs. when they are babies, more than one can fit in a teacup... they don't sweat (except from their nose) so they aren't stinky, they are as smart as most primates/monkeys, can be taught to do tricks AND they can be litter box trained... whats not to like?

christmas is coming up soon... i would like to order a micro pig, with a side of puppy.

thanks!

THIS was a wig?!

ok umm... i'm not mad at you for having issues (losing hair, going bald, whatever)... BUT really? THIS IS YOUR WIG? you wore a wig mullet all that time!??!?!?!?!!!!!!

... geez, maybe it was the crystal meth

XBABEX

you know... most people that have plates like "HTSTUFF" "SX-E" "QT69" are generally not that cute.

... kinda like the balding guy in the convertible BMW. trying to make up for it isn't fooling us...

FAIL

halloween nails

..... these are my mermaid-esque halloween nails. chrome and jewels... kinda like buried treasure... huh, huh? they took a while to create and even longer to take off...

anyways, i liked them :)

... mermaid-tastic!

... aaaaaaand i'm back!

halloween 2009... i knew i couldn't miss out, because halloween is my christmas (sorry, Jesus)

my costume was a last min DIY project, but i was pretty happy about it's outcome... went to some weak ass party, but i was in good company. the universe worked things out

shout outs to melissa's cleavage and the 239847339387203023957 Lady GaGas