Popsicles

why so many weird looks in the movie theatre? i just wanted to eat a popsicle, geez.

If you wish for it, it will come....

"it" being the Red Bull fridge in my office...

MIA Day 2

day 2 got up to a slightly slower start since we went out the night before... today was our girly shopping day. Lincoln Rd was our target... i bought some secrets at Vickys... and some sweet nuts. yes, thats what i said. candy coated almonds, get your mind outta the gutter! SwissMaker, the best nuts i've ever had! ;) (oh yeah... and best pretzel too :P)



i was having Red Bull withdrawl and almost wanted to breakdown and buy one, but the girls convinced me not to. strolling down Collins, i spotted Rockstar giving out free drinks... so i thought why not give the poor man's RB a try. bleh, diet. bleh, not Red Bull. moving on...



i have never seen so much silicone in one place in my life. South Beach has to be the biggest plastic surgery hub EVER. even the mannequins sized up...



outside for lunch on Lincoln Rd. i made the grave error of having one drink with my food. i never drink in the daytime because of the fallout. i think i fell in love with our 40+ long haired italian waiter. luckily he made fun of me about ordering "old people's" pasta and left me feeling slighted. ha :S





Shav and i in the club... i think the look on my face is a result of me dying a little inside from the overload of 90's hip hop. i felt like i was in Toronto haha. anyways, good preformances that night from Wale and Melanie Fiona



P and i after our night at the Delano

stay tuned for Day 3 + 4 soon ;)

MIA Day 1

4 days in MIA with the P and Shav...





we stayed at a lovely hotel called the Shore Club



in hotels i normally stay at, i'm used to extras you can buy, such as... water, little alcohol bottles... maybe some pistachios. i was always told not to touch them. but when i looked at what this place had to offer....



panties? dresses? tees? shorts... bikinis... practically a whole wardrobe was at your fingertips! amazing. no pricetags aka don't touch!



you will notice 2 interesting things in this picture at the beach. 1) the bizarre woman sauntering across the sand in the turquoise bikini... she seemed to have a... problem. shavonne named her "Amy", as in "Winehouse". and 2) a woman who managed to be whiter than me at the beach. thanks!!!!!!!!!!







caveat to anyone that travels with me... this is what happens to my luggage almost INSTANTLY. it explodes. i don't know why. maybe i'm a little... messy? but there is a clear distiction between messy and dirty. i am not the latter!




our toes on the first night out (didn't really get many pictures!). not the most glam picture, however, when you have been stuck in Canada Goose jackets for 3 months, getting some sandals on feels fantastic!

I saw an albino squirrel today...

cool.

BB x water = FAIL

my Blackberry went for an unintentional swim in the bathroom today. i am so sad

so very sad.

so... if you possess my work or home digits, there is no better time than the present to utilize them while my baby dries up :*(

*UPDATE* ok, next morning... after an immediate battery removal, blowdry and a good nights rest in a bowl of uncooked rice (it's true! rice has great moisture absorbing qualities), it's alive again!!! i left it at home for the day for some more drying out, but i think my baby is gonna be ok :)

Survey Says!!!

Random.

We watch Family Feud in the office in the morning...

*host* "Name something that people do that is considered romantic, but cheesy..."

*BRRRRRINGGGGGGGG*

*contestant* "A gondola ride???????"

really. thats your FIRST answer? flowers? long walks on the beach? chocolates? no?

ok. a gondola ride. way to lose it for your family dude. fail.