Wednesday, March 3, 2010

the anti boner

ladies... isn't it it strange that an item of lingerie/clothing that is supposed to emulate nakedness is the anti boner for men?

guys hate this stuff. nude underwear. nude bras. the only nude they like is... actual nudity.

right?

it's a shame for you fellas that undergarments the colour of tensor bandages is actually the most convenient kind of undergarment. it helps keep our skivvies to ourselves. the black bra + white tee is not a good look, sorry. white summer dresses and polka dot hello kitty panties? sorry boys, the nude undies are here to stay!

Spanx takes it to another level, but i'll leave that alone today

an homage to the anti boner...










womp womp

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

reminder... 3 days to go!

what i REALLY wanted for my birthday



3 major "gift giving" events have passed (Christmas, Valentine's Day & my birthday) and i still haven't gotten my retractable Sharpie highlighter

believe it or not, it has been on my list of "buy me" for a while. i used one at a sales appointment once and was completely enamored with it. what can i say, i'm easy to please!

Blondie on my feet

i like converse, but they aren't necessarily my go to shoe... anyways... i caught this upcoming collabo in the new Nylon issue and i must admit, i'm smitten! there are 3 pairs, but i'm only posting the 2 i like. the first pair have my name written all over them! (it's not too late for belated birthday gifts, friends ;)

Converse x Blondie...



Monday, March 1, 2010

exciting!



my pantyhose & stocking collection will grow... soon...

karaoke birthday!

i think i have to make sure ALL my birthdays are celebrated with multiple microphones...

hilights:

-melissa & i singing/rapping the Soulja Boy & Bow Wow classic, "Marco Polo"
-singing EVERY Lady Gaga song available TWICE!
-praying to the porcelain god (also a birthday tradition)
-Scorpions "Wind of Change"... always a crowd pleaser. or not.
-"PAAAAAAANTIES!"
-hiding Red Bull under the table... redbullredbullredbull (can i get sponsored by these people already?)

the rest will be explained via pictures... enjoy!

















why

i saw 2 people in flip flops yesterday and one person in shorts.

IT'S 3 DEGREES PEOPLE, NOT 30... NOT 23... NOT EVEN 13~!

idiots.