Umm...

lissa and i were leaving the mall one day and i noticed some junk mail underneath the windshield wiper on my car. i picked it up and it was a card advertising for a driving school.

let me get this straight.

if i found it under the windshield wiper of MY car, shouldn't i ALREADY KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?

i know there are some idiots on the road, but this seems pointless.

good luck to Leaders Driving School, here is some free advertising... i hope your graduates aren't the dumbasses you are :)